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<div style=”width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;”><p style=”margin-right: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #7F0000;”><b>Oakland Raider Fans</b><br>Circle I Limbo</p><p style=”margin-right: 10; margin-left: 10; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #8F0000;”><b>The New York Yankees</b><br>Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind</p><p style=”margin-right: 20; margin-left: 20; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #9F0000;”><b>Goths</b><br>Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow</p><p style=”margin-right: 30; margin-left: 30; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #AF0000;”><b>Militant Vegans</b><br>Circle IV Rolling Weights</p><p style=”margin-right: 40; margin-left: 40; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #BF0000;”><b>Osama bin Laden</b><br>Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled</p><p style=”border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;”>River Styx</p><p style=”margin-right: 50; margin-left: 50; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #CF0000;”><b>George Bush</b><br>Circle VI Buried for Eternity</p><p style=”border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;”>River Phlegyas</p><p style=”margin-right: 60; margin-left: 60; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #DF0000;”><b>Republicans</b><br>Circle VII Burning Sands</p><p style=”margin-right: 70; margin-left: 70; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #EF0000;”><b>PETA Members</b><br>Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement</p><p style=”margin-right: 80; margin-left: 80; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #FF0000;”><b>Hipsters</b><br>Circle IX Frozen in Ice</p><p><a href=”http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/” style=”color: red;”>Design your own hell</a></p></div>

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Can people please leave up the insults that I put on their tumblr? Lol I know why they don’t, but i want SOMETHING to put on my tumblr. I wanna feel like I’m impacting LIVES. This is not satisfying.

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Insults start tomorrow, I guess. I’m too tired to continue tonight.

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First post!

I’m appletinisplz but I’m really only on tumblr to insult people. I pride myself on being good at reading people and knowing their lives just by seeing what they put on tumblr. If you’ve been insulted by me before, feel free to respond to me on here. I want you to, actually. It will give me an opportunity sharpen my skills. Anyway, I’ve practiced varying degrees of insults, from harmless insults to insults that will cut to the core of a person. Please don’t call me out when I insult someone else, because that’ll make you my next victim and you don’t want to be the next victim after I’ve been called out. I don’t care if you enjoy this or not, as this is my blog and I’ll do WHATEVA I want with it. As the VERY overrated Drake would say: toodles to you bitches. At least, for now…

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I don’t know if I have a favorite inanimate object, but my favorite object is definitely a woman.